This shirt is 100% cotton and 100% a coping mechanism. Now you can stand AND give the illusion of total pensive contemplation for what is happening on stage. Or, pretend to ignore your mom! You can even let your coworkers know there's "No talkie until I've had my coffee" without a stupid coffee mug. Use this shirt anywhere.
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• 100% cotton • Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico