Not only is this long-sleeved shirt is made of the ultra-smooth American Apparel cotton but it saves you time being a dumb piece of shit with stupid taste.
Now you too can embody that sunglass'd douche explaining the nuances between Morbid, Repulsion, Pungent Stench, and Pestilence to that poor idiot woman in the famous meme. If you don't know what we're referring to, nevermind. Get the shirt and let people know you listen to ACTUAL death metal, bro.
• 100% cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Long sleeves
• Cuffed hands
• Durable ribbed neckband
• Double stitched
• Blank products stocked in the US are made in USA, sweatshop-free
• Blank products stocked in the EU are sourced worldwide