ROCK 'N' ROLL LOSE-A-BALL
ROCK 'N' ROLL LOSE-A-BALL
ROCK 'N' ROLL LOSE-A-BALL
ROCK 'N' ROLL LOSE-A-BALL

ROCK 'N' ROLL LOSE-A-BALL

Regular price $20 Unit price  per 

French artist hesh-extraordinaire, Joe Dery, and Skeletontrashbag are teaming up to raise awareness about the thing this world lacks most: BALLS

Joe is an incredible artist. Don’t tell him we said this, but he is the hesher version of Crumb.


All joking aside, about 1 of every 250 males will develop testicular cancer at some point during their lifetime. While this isn't the most insanely dangerous form of cancer for men, it is linked to other more deadly forms of cancer that start in the seminomas. That is, it starts in the germ cells of humans and can cause all manner of stupid fucking bullshit that no person on earth wants any part of. I am extremely certain when I say we'd all rather be partying and givin'r instead of dealing with this lame-ass cancer bullshit.

So, to support balls everywhere we are continuously donating all proceeds from sales of Rock'n'Roll Lose-a-Ball shirts to the Testicular Cancer Society (testicularcancersociety.org). That means every dollar of profit from the sale of these shirts goes directly to a great cause, and it will go there in perpetuity.

Support Joe Dery, a survivor himself, whenever you can. Go get a tattoo from him, buy his prints, donate money, whatever you can do as part of the metal and hesher community. Go an see @_joe_dery_

Bark at the goddamned moon!



• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
Sleeve length (inches) 15 ⅝ 17 18 ½ 20 21 ½ 22 ¾ 24 ¼ 25 ¼
ROCK 'N' ROLL LOSE-A-BALL
ROCK 'N' ROLL LOSE-A-BALL